I got a kick out of a few of these.
THIS IS WHAT JEFF FOXWORTHY HAS TO SAY ABOUT UTAHNS!
-If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you live in Utah.
-If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in Utah
-If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed the wrong number, you live in Utah.
-If 'vacation' means going anywhere south of Salt Lake...... City for the weekend, you live in Utah.
-If you measure distance in hours, you live in Utah.
-If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you live in Utah.
-If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' and back again in the same day, you live in Utah.
-If you install security lights on your house and garage but leave both unlocked, you live in Utah.
-If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you live in Utah.
-If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you live in Utah.
-If the speed limit on the highway is 75 mph -- you're going 80, and everyone is still passing you, you live in Utah.
-If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you live in Utah.
-If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction, you live in Utah.
-If you find 10 degrees 'a little chilly' you live in Utah.
-If you actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your friends, you live in Utah.
Yesterday we walked around town and watched as they were decorating the city. Our town is kicking off the Christmas season on Friday, lighting up the town with Christmas lights. They also put an ice skating rink in the middle of the square and Christmas tree.
Today Chris has a game it's 2 hours away so little peanut and I will be hanging out in Hanau. Since Chris has a game on Tuesday we have Wed-Sunday off! We are trying to figure out what to do and where to go. It seems all the Christmas markets and starting this weekend which we are so thrilled about. There is nothing like a European Christmas market. I am almost done with my Christmas shopping and happy to say I have done all of it sitting in my warm flat watching Christmas movies with cinnamon on the stove boiling and making our flat smell delicious.